Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts

I have decided that periodically (perhaps once a week, maybe less but always on a Friday), I will post a forward that I received that I felt was outstanding.  Now, I should disclose… I do not pass on forwards.  Okay, maybe once in a blue moon, but the likelihood of getting a forward from me is far less than your chances of winning the lottery or being struck by lightening.

This week’s forward came from my father-in-law, Jacques.  He’s a smart, funny, retired university professor and quite possible the best father-in-law in the entire world.

Random Thoughts

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer’s history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?  (Note from me:  Jill Savage and I were just talking about this very thing on Monday.  My handwriting has suffered terribly since the dawn of computers.  I have retained just enough to be able to fill out a check with lightening speed.)

Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.  (Note from me:  And I’d like to add – how they lived or gave an indication of what they wanted others to learn from their life.)

I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions often make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this — ever.

I hate it when I miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!)but when I immediately call back it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

Happy weekend everyone!

Jessica

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  1. silversrt says:

    No matter what others say, I think it is still interesting and useful maybe necessary to improve some minor things

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